What did one eye say to the other ?
Between you and me something smells.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
Frost Bite.
The last joke reminds me of when I went sledging in a mini skirt and got frost bite on my leg. AHH the follies of youth.
I got:
ReplyDeleteWhat form of transport gives you a cold?
A choo choo train!