Thursday, 26 December 2013

Light Relief

Just a few more Christmas cracker jokes:-

What did one eye say to the other ?
Between you and me something smells.

What do you get if you cross a hen with a bedside clock?
An alarm cluck.

What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire?
Frost Bite.

The last joke reminds me of when I went sledging in a mini skirt and got frost bite on my leg. AHH the  follies of youth.

1 comment:

  1. I got:
    What form of transport gives you a cold?
    A choo choo train!