Deck the halls with boughs of Holly tra la la la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly, tra la la la la la la la la
Last year I told you all about the history of Christmas crackers, about Tom Smith and how wonderful it is to see us all with a paper hat and reading out the jokes. That's the moment that we all become children again. No-one can be taken seriously pontificating while wearing a paper hat from a cracker. So let the fun begin. you might even like to make your own and use them as place names. The only thing that's difficult is finding the bit you have to pull to make the bang.
Here are some jokes that you can write out and place inside just to hear everyone groaning.
What's the most popular wine Christmas?
I don't like Brussell sprouts.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a hose?
A jumbo jet.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an watch?
An alarm cluck.
What happened to the burglar who stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.
What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
Who hid in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy, mince pie.
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
A Moo sician...
A text from a young man at uni..
No fun, send mon(ey), your son,
Reply... How sad, too bad, your dad.
I'm scraping the barrel a bit here.
What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down and a dog on three legs?
I hope you are able to listen to my link from you tube here, deck the hall with boughs of holly..